Thanks for subscribing!

We sincerely look forward to sharing updates on our current and upcoming projects with you! We promise, hands on hearts, nothing will even be forwarded in your general direction unless it meets our highest standards and proper expectations of your own. Also, have no fear, your email address will be protected and never shared with anyone, ever, for any reason. Unless they offer me 10 billion dollars. Just kidding. I think. My morals have never been tested to that extent. But, I promise, the 10 billion dollars would have to be documented, signed, and authorized by a government entity for me to even consider it. I'll get you 5%. What do you say!? So basically, subscribe at your own risk. I'm a fickle mistress. I mean, if you have a Facebook or Twitter account you're already screwed so what does it matter?

p.s. We will never share your email with evil bastards or holy hecklers.

Straight to the Point! I like it!